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Spastic Rants

by Cell Block Earth

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DRAGGED INTO A DITCH All hail his darkness, shrouded in despair A sociopath’s delight and acrid is the basement air You’re not going anywhere... A blood soaked mattress is your new home Johnny, what have you done to them? Promise, this is the end my son Casually stalking candidates for the next pencil mark on his wall His affliction a rancid memory...and you’ll soon be as well Thrown steadfast towards terror, now seeded deep in his hell Nostrils clogged with cotton balls as fluid fills the brain He seemed like such a gentleman not the type to be criminally insane Face down on the pavement, choked out by the handsome young man Another bus stop victim pays homage to his monstrous plan The hammer’s claw tells no lies he drove it in deep and dug out her eyes His tempest of pain He left a gaping wound with the flick of his wrist and you were dragged into a ditch Never had a choice, made murder his bitch and you were dragged into a.. Dear mommy, think I’m going insane Poor Johnny, he was never quite the same It all started out with flawed innocence His twisted thoughts, his mind was bent Trying to regain what was taken from him Seeking salvation through severed limbs His childhood a bloody tragedy with no end He’ll just burn a new page, take another face He caught ya slippin’,... His history of carnage started with a flick of the switch and you were dragged into a ditch Not a second to spare, can’t reminisce and you were dragged into a.... Dear Mommy, think I’ve gone insane Poor Johnny, he was never really to blame Mother’s hands upon son’s parts Home is where the fear is, that’s how it starts misplaced love eats him up from within Kick out the windsheild and let the light in As his rusty screwdriver digs deep into your spleen Catch a quick glimpse of your ill fate before it’s all wiped clean Doomed!! Undiscovered graves line the road which you once walked Narrow trenches house the bones Trophies for his type His white knuckled hands claw into the dirt As sweet lady muerto lifts up her skirt Sexed that boy into a tormented man Mommy loved him much too much, this will be his final stand Eyes clouded with semen and tears In flawless form, he’ll tap your worst fears all hell broke loose and you were dragged into a ditch A day just like any other, until you were dragged into a ditch
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A GOD WITH NO NAME (Praise Jesus!!) Faceless but famous, bring forth the shameless Kneel at the alter, your death will be painless Throw caution to the wind, sacrifice your firstborn to a false idol’s whim Blind faith in nothing, eyes to the sky Pray to an idea and worship a lie Hell in a handbasket is where we all sleep Put it all on the collection plate and now you’re knee deep My God, is better than your God Burn the church, go insane Goddamn, it’s a crying shame A God, with no name Your God, cast out sin My God, plays to win Eat the apple, swallow the core Sodomize thy neighbor with religious folklore LIFE - they ask of you your life DEATH - to justify their plight My God, can beat up your God Spin the cross, place the blame Oh God, it’s all the same A God, with no name Your God, don’t exist My God, is fucking pissed Mother Church don’t heed the call Swing a righteous hammer and watch it all fall TAKE - they take away your sight BELIEVE - belief in what ain’t right REPENT - repent to cleanse your soul (your hollow soul) FAKE - greatest lie ever told Get on your knees and pray Lay on your back and sin Spread your legs and pray Get on your knees and sin My God, is better than your God Burn the church, go insane Goddamn, it’s a cryin’ shame A God, with no name Your God, just a dream My God, caused a scene Waste your prayers on deaf ears Waiting on the apocalypse but it’s already here
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SPACE INVADERS Forced upon me unwillingly you’re a full grown social plague. Disdain that I have for your half ass ways rest assured it’s here to stay. Doin’ your best to be the absolute worst Never learn from your mistakes Patience of a saint no help to me now I’m already digging your grave My misery don’t need company No one asked for you to be here Repeat offender on every front Freakazoid by very nature No one’s here to hold your hand So measure up and be a man Humbling pain you need to taste tonight we meet, my fist, your face Draggin me down Became my shadow of a doubt Annoyance is what you’re about you’re a SPACE INVADER SPACE INVADER Leeching all in sight Take advantage on every level Must be bad karma, long overdue that placed me in this hellhole Common sense eludes you, you’re straight wasting all of my time Walk into a room and suck the life right out Shut your mouth and we’ll be fine Rather gouge out my own eyes than see a future involving you In a big hurry to go nowhere, I can see that you’re starting to grow roots Obnoxious living example of exactly how not to be My foot to your neck I’ll face an insanity plea Life’s a bitch, I live, you die Draggin me down Became my shadow of a doubt Annoyance is what you're about You’re a SPACE INVADER SPACE INVADER Before I hide again, you’ll bow to me instead (2x) JUST MOVE ON (2x) Go sell it to someone else Your oppressive conversation hits me at every turn Completely clueless and lost Curse of humanity, landed at my doorstep Calm before the storm Not a second of peace when you’re near Change of scenery A habitual line stepper knows no limits Things aren’t fair so grow a pair bologna sandwiches, skidmarked underwear CHUMP Draggin me down Became my shadow of a doubt Annoyance is what you’re about You’re a SPACE INVADER SPACE INVADER Follow too close and envelope me in your uninvited cloak of shit take one look at you and realize you’re not gonna make it Attach yourself to anything that moves. Look at me once, that’s one time too many You are the bane of my existence Space invader
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DOUCHEBAG A GO-GO I’m a fucking boss I can make it rain Can I jump line buddy? Keep it up, wreck your shit ‘Crete flat face Just you, and me.. Keep fuckin’ pushin’ me man They mostly come out really late at night, (mostly) Hair is gelled and their jeans are tight They front and shove with all their might Got G.H.B., their teeth are blinding white Bumrush the minors man, it’s outta sight They’ll pimp their sister if the money’s right They multiply around 3am with a case of herps and a spray can tan Last call, raid the stalls, cop some rufinol Got the ice in their ears, their boys are loaded on beers Pop your fuckin’ collars while we snap your necks Fauxhawks on them fakes and trendy rags for them fags This club never knew what hit it, lounge lizards and skin tags (go and huff some paint) (gonna take it in the taint) Genital warts, they’ll make you sick These guys are really major pricks Their favorite prey is sluts and tricks They’ll turn you out online real quick They like ‘em thin and love ‘em thick Stop by Planned Parenthood and pick up some chicks Douchebag A Go-Go, fueled by ex and coke whoa There’s just no stoppin’ it When it rolls through your hood FUCK YEAH (break) Douchebag a go-go Better hit the nearest door yo Get your fucking wig split Pushin’ up on fools you don’t know (break) You don’t know, so step Douchebag A Go-Go, don’t call me fucking bro though That’ll get us bustin’ you with a lead pipe, cracked skull...FO SHO!! (break) Douchebag A Go-Go, it’s all in who you blow hoe Drop them bloodstained panties When you see that cash flow BABY!!! They hit it up and make it burn, these busted ass chicks will never learn. Dirtbags with bad tats and fedora hats Kings of shit hill found another stray
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Narcissist Rising Begs all to acknowledge it It’s an all consuming motherfucker Disavow it Held to the flame for past discrepancies Echo the words and scatter the ashes Lost its struggle to be legit Held hostage by its need for approval This ridiculous entity of ejaculating ego The answer begs the question Ripping into it’s self esteem A victim of its own absurdity Self contradictions abound as it seeks its new form For only one can fall as hard as this While thinking perfection is near Build itself up to be something it’s not, the attitude displays the flaws Appropriately shunned by a bitter crew, the arrogance defeated all Living in a fools paradise, this simple bag of guts Special place on a low shelf for its confidence It’s almost gone Now it’s all been stripped to just a mere shell of what once was inside The truth, once made known, was its single worst enemy Displaced within the walls of mediocrity lies a coward brought down by its tongue The fight. Its illusion of strength only casts doubt on the intent Remove the sorry facade and then some The prodigy is only known as such by itself Views itself a deity when all others see a clown Wielder of unwarranted vanity desperately reaching for an imagined crown Its self importance the key existing under a false ideal of what it means to live among the humble Its ego greater than anything ever done with its life Force fed unsolicited opinions from a soft target Can’t side-step the faults that have become so routine What makes up its being are the very things that break it down Dramatics of the highest order in exchange for silence and doubt Lacking in all aspects its attention drawn to the fear The fear of being nothing Hard selling superiority with a complex all its own Personal gain its motivation for all actions it goes alone At the end there’s no one else Strictly adhere to love of self STRICTLY ADHERE TO LOVE OF SELF
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#(pound) Leave word, sad hopes to find us, ripped from this earth A simple exchange seeking the DBZ New Haven was a nightmare Shady territory met with uncertainty Resist the urge to trip out Steady rainfall with no street lights to guide our path Dimly lit shack in the middle of nowhere Silhouettes lurk in the windows, neurosis settles in Greeted by the barefoot sloth clad in sweatpants and completely lidded. Cautious sympathy for those who dwell here, they heat their home with the stove Carpet worn bare from the elephants march Strange sights we have yet to witness My mind doesn’t get this Things shifted too fast Won’t take a seat, too amped to stand still Thudding echoes from the hallway Brutish creature, unhinged, storms the living room charging towards us, fixed on two new bodies Slapping herself about the face and head, her muted grunts of confusion and anger this spastic girl Thoughts drift from shock to survival Panic finds me in good company, is this our last scenario?? A trade that was not meant to be?? He assures us this is quite normal for she was born this way A keeper of the State this bizarre being Threats of the back room silence her rampage A glass of milk will keep her still until she rocks holes in the floor A trip to the pisser offers a chance to escape the strange Must escape the strange Sloth says don’t mind the mess and now it’s messin with my head Back of the wall lined with piss soaked diapers Legions of pill bottles overrun the sink, a prescription army built for two A look in the mirror reflects a waxy gray face, this can’t end soon enough Metal Kills...
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T.H.C. 05:10
T.H.C. (/1st seq-atm) a pair of trembling hands caress photos of what could never last Failed experiments past jenny and lindsey lost en route to the bunker normalcy soon to be torn asunder separation of twins was his specialty desire to join humans flesh to flesh is what he feeds it’s 50/50 heads or tails he needs them both to make ends meet try to run and face defeat he’ll cut their knees and pull their teeth sterile white environment laboratory of the mad if they’re not a good match then they end up on a slab Don’t take it personal science will always reign Dr. Heiter’s diagram, a macabre daisy chain from a to b, and b to c the gastric system feeds the thing vacation plans went south now they’re sewn ass to mouth his lead will crawl and drag the rest must feed the bitch to pass the test caged at night, horrific days stitches quickly giving way spilling a glass of water sets up high crimes, it’s no joke anesthesia is a privilege that can be revoked she rips out her iv tube while Making a break for the door dropped by a tranq gun, frail lindsey’s whole body is sore those with the most fight are selected as middle piece secretions ooze, infection, pain and disease oh no.. feel the shift in base survival involuntary test subject gorged on bile and fecal matter Makeshift sutures never heal attempt to make his vision real blasphemous creature, ill designed to a tortuous death, they are resigned made to exist upon hands and knees connected in fear the number is 3 (break) it seems that jenny ain’t doin’ well suffering the hardships of being the tail first to go out on this human train detectives voller and kranz have hit the scene with heat and questions Following up on Complaints Neighbors report hearing americans screaming Disturb the good doctor, what were they thinking?? he lets them in to no avail interrogation set to fail has no time, zero patience for the banality of missing persons by that time they note the cage further questions stoke his rage doped up water takes its hold the officers begin to fold his precious lead falls on the blade destroy this thing a monster made shots fired all will fall bodies scattered down the hall one survivor, the place a mess foolish experiment put to rest stuck in the middle and left for dead normal sight now colored red the sadness of a death in vain seems this really is the end until someone tries again
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Fall Of Man 04:41

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released May 14, 2016

All songs written and performed by Cell Block Earth.
Engineered by Mike Hasty at Cloud City Studios.
Photos and art by Charlie Mooney

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Cell Block Earth Detroit, Michigan

4 jaded bastards with a dedication to the thrash and slam. Detroit area noise with that good groove and a full frontal assault on yo face parts.

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